The Last to Know

January 19th, 2009

So Jenfoo had weight-loss surgery. And it looks like I’m the last to know this. When Elastic Waist started, I knew it started – mopie informed her readers, but I sort of ignored the site. I certainly didn’t know who this Anne person was, so I guess I didn’t care to read anything that she had written.

But now, two years later, I realize I’m a dork and should have paid attention. This explains why jenfoo is no longer camera-shy and why she’s much thinner than I thought she was. I recall that years ago she mentioned not being what some of us would call “perfectly thin,” not that being thin makes anything perfect, but really I’m not asking you to judge me and my opinions… Anyhow. She’s now perfectly thin and I can’t help but be totally jealous. I feel like I’ve been left behind. I don’t know if it’s motivating or that sinking feeling you get when you realize you’re the largest girl in the room. Person in the room.

And I just realized there is a whole entire blog, oh how I hate that word(!), by jenfoo that i have missed.

I really want to completely give up tv. Of course I have to go back and read every single entry in that crazy stalker-like way of mine. The week before Lost starts. Are y’all following me here, because I’m not bothering to connect the dots.