Remember Pamie’s Tiny Wooden Hand?

December 20th, 2007

I’m re-reading “Why Girls Are Weird” right now.  Well, maybe not RIGHT NOW.  No idea why I think I need to be 100% honest about it, but I am re-reading parts of the book while on the toilet.  It’s a funny book, and I’m always in the mood for a little pamie.  (Wouldn’t a little bathroom computer be nice – so you can catch up on your favorite websites when on the pot?  Just ignore the gross factor and think about it – everyone has a little something in the bathroom that they read, and I know I can’t be the only one who gets sick of reading the same copy of O magazine over and over again.)

Anyhow, there’s this story of the Tiny Wooden Hand that Pamie has written, where it’s Christmastime and there’s a tiny wooden hand back-scratcher that becomes a joke and one of the characters goes on and on about how he can do all kinds of things with a tiny wooden hand.  He even goes so far as to pay the pizza boy with the hand.

And then it all sounded familiar…  My not-so-secret theory is that Pamie needs to be sending the folks over at Pushing Daisies a bill for her idea.

(I have not been keeping up with Pamie’s website, so if she has already been paid by the PD people, please let me know so I can go back to sleeping at night.)

I Said I Don’t Want a Whale in a Box or a Bag

May 29th, 2007

I hate when people try to get you to watch videos on the internets. But this time I cannot resist.

Funny:

Lost Again

May 10th, 2007

So.  It doesn’t look like Benjamin was born on the island after all.  Looks like that Portland, Kahaluu place.

Jacob is either made up OR Richard is some sort of threat.  Did you see the way Ben freaked out with Locke said he was going to go to Richard?

Okay so now it’s obvious.  He wasn’t born there.

Oh look, the pier has an official Dharma sign on it.

Why are they being welcomed with ti leaf/orchid lei?  That seems a little…  out of place.  I mean, “Namaste,” – here’s yer lei.  That’s not quite right.

Why the shock at the mention of Jacob?

How come Tom and Richard aren’t helping Ben?

John Locke is becoming the alpha dog, says Jim.  Woof.

Geeze so much information here.  I think Ben doesn’t really see or hear Jacob.  He was just hoping Locke would.  Of course, Locke isn’t dead.  He has magical healing powers.  I’m glad to see more backstory on where Ben came from, who the others are, and what became of the Dharma Initiative.

Also, Richard doesn’t seem to have aged.  When Ben made that comment about Richard remembering birthdays – that makes me think Richard is really, really old.  Or dead.