gilmore girls

May 9th, 2007

Because there’s nothing more boring to read than someone live-blogging a tv show…

Let me start out by explaining that I was totally going to not type and watch this one, because I’m betting it’s not nearly as good as last week’s, but then that first scene happened and I couldn’t hold it in any longer!

LG walks into the cake store and says, “Hey Sue, I’m here to pick up the cake.”

She then slides over her credit card, has a talk with Sookie, signs the credit card slip, and walks out.  No cake.  Maybe in Stars Hollow “picking up the cake” is code for “I’m here to pay for the cake.”

She left her coffee and snacks on the counter.

Grandparents singing.  Love it.

Uh wait.  He isn’t supposed to do that here!

Ridiculous.  Give her the stupid necklace.

Emily, Richard and Lorelai are walking on the Yale campus talking about some writer who spoke at the ceremony and WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS???   Did you see the little flash at the bottom of the screen, the one that says “series finale next week” – I am so sad.  I suppose this means Rory can move to California.  But I’m telling you, Luke and Lorelai had better get together already.  Because you know, she will allllwwwaays love yooooou.

Logan is so cute in his little suit.

Next week better be good.

Lost. DO NOT READ THIS TONIGHT IF YOU LIVE IN HAWAII!

May 3rd, 2007

So after weeks of saying “we should really be live-blogging as we watch tv,” and mostly because last night’s gilmore girls was the best one ever, and I totally called most of the episode – and just so I’ve recorded this for all the world to see, Lorelai is going on the boat trip with Luke.

Here goes nothing.

Oh yeah, I forgot about his “father” being in the box. Is it *really* his father? He doesn’t KNOW if the guy is his father, and after he tricked him out of a kidney, I’m not sure why Locke believes the guy.

But why does the “father” think John should know where they are?

Where are they going!?!

It’s five tents… She’s going to be eaten by a grue! (I guess I was wrong.)

I don’t trust Locke. But I suppose that’s the point.

Remember when Juliet made the recording? Didn’t you suspect that she was lying? Like, she was impregnated prior to coming to the island, which means she isn’t in danger of dying, but Juliet lied so it would look like she saved sun’s life when she doesn’t die. (Jim says I’m totally wrong, and he makes a good point – she has no reason to lie to Ben too. We could see if she were just lying to the non-others, but she’s lying to her Other team as well…)

MAGIC BOX IS A METAPHOR!

The file doesn’t say why the father shot himself, so does that mean the Others NO NO NO. HERE. Sawyer, the orignal con man who swindled James Sawyer’s father, is Locke’s “father.” Locke is pretending not to know that part. But he went back to camp specifically to get James Sawyer, and I think the Big Reveal is coming up.

Jim says Locke KNOWS about this relationship and is lying to Sawyer when he pretends he doesn’t know why Sawyer’s dad killed his mom and himself.

I thought the Others edited the file. But why else would he bring sawyer back to the other camp? Jim must be right this time.

Bunny with a number. What does that mean?

Hey, look it’s the Mittelos Bioscience guy. I think that’s the first time I’ve seen him on the island.

Okay, so who brought him to the island? Was it John Locke or Sawyer who used the metaphoricl box?

They’re totally not dead. This trying to get us to believe it is ridiculous.

It’s Not Jurrasic Park, Paolo, It’s the South Pacific.

March 29th, 2007

The high point of the episode was that line.  I didn’t like this one at all.  They’ve left us with NOTHING to wonder about.